high fidelity

Fui ver a Mafalda Veiga ao Coliseu. Foi um espectáculo bom. Como diriam os especialistas: “intimista”. Gostei dela, gostei do empenho e vibrar dos músicos que com ela tocam. Gostei da referência nostálgica à sua primeira actuação no Coliseu, com os Trovante, e senti-me velho – embora não tanto como o “Velho” – também pela capacidade que tem de manter um público bastante jovem. Ela, com um repertório já volumoso, algo repetitivo, e melhor criado no passado do que no mais recente, pôs-me a pensar. Porque em vez de perseguir novos temas e edição de novos discos, os bons músicos, cantores e bandas que vamos tendo, não apostam em espectáculos regulares, ano a ano, com regularidade, fidelizando os fãs do “ao vivo”.

The Curious Case of George Bush

Ainda não se sabe o que a História guardará na memória sobre o personagem mas o facto de nos ter permitido a melhor paródia de todos os tempos, abona em seu favor:

Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this after Hu Jintao was named Chief of the Communist Party in China.

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?